I'm coming out of hibernation for a minute to burn on something that seems blatantly obvious to me, but I haven't heard anybody else bring it up, so here we are...
Boise State is fucking cheating. Now, I'm not so naive as to think that every college football program isn't doing everything they can to cheat and connive and lie and manipulate to get good recruits in, but I mean come on... you guys know Boise State is in Idaho, right? That's the most boring state ever invented. Isn't it a little weird that a steady stream of bad ass, talented players has been flowing into the middle of Idaho for the last ten years? Like, why is nobody asking any questions about this? I get everybody wants to root for an "underdog" but come on. Also did you know that turf rhymes with smurf????!! Good thing that joke hasn't gotten old...
In conclusion, fuck that team, I hope they lose every game and their star running back gets charged with a sex crime. Never mind, that only happens to teams I like.
Anyway, enjoy your day.
Also, What's up to the people who have been randomly commenting on this blog in a foreign language. Thanks for keeping the party going while I was gone.
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