New Weekly Feature

Coming up with reasons for why your favorite NFL team's head coach should be fired is a cherished pastime, and as I watched yesterday's monkey stomping, dozens of ideas ran through my head as to why and how this team had reached such depressing levels of suck, and it goes well beyond the extent of "Lovie Smith doesn't yell enough." From my primordial ooze of seething Bears hatred and some light football analysis, comes a new series for FPTT... Why The Bears Suck. Episode One will be posted very shortly...