Mizzou v Nebraska Live Blog

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11:24 - Game over. A shitty opening live post for a blog named after Felix Pie's ball injury.

11:18 - A long drive kept alive by Nebraska penalities is about to come to an end. Gabbert's immobility is a killer.

11:03 - Mizzou ball. Honestly, I don't see any way they win this game. This just has all the symptoms of a classic Mizzou choke job.

11:00 - Another Nebraska TD pass. 20-12. If something productive doesn't come out of this drive, it could be the game. Wow, just wow.

10:56 - Blaine Gabbert has totally unravelled. Another INT almost taken back for a TD. Husker ball inside the 15. Mizzou absolutely controlled this game and now looks shellshocked. I haven't seen a huge momentum swing in a game like this in a long time.

10:49 - TD Nebraska. Fucking meltdown.

10:48 - Gabbert picked off by a DT on his first pass of the 4th quarter. Here we go...

10:42 - Huskers finally get on the board a minute into the 4th quarter.

10:20 - I just drove to buy buffalo wings, ate them, and still nothing has really happened in this game. Except the clock isn't working for some reason. Ben Stein should be announcing this game.

9:33 - Touchdown Mizzou as time expires in the half. Ballsy call by Gary Pinkel to send his gimped sophomore QB into the mouth of Nebraska's D. Good play call. Review time.

9:27 - Finally a big pass play... Also, time to complain about something. Chris Fowler, the outstanding play by play guy for ESPN just said one of the more annoying sport cliches: ..."It must feel like deja vu all over again." Yeah it was cute when Yogi Berra said it, and the occasional reference can be funny when well placed, but just say deja vu. Yogi Berraisms really don't need to pop up during a college football telecast.

9:20 - So far this game has been really boring. I've got nothing...

8:57 - Nebraska actually gets off a punt. The state of Nebraska is filled with the sound of soft clapping.

8:51 - Muffed punt. Let's get the 'weird shit happening' meter rolling: WS count: 3 (two muffed punts and a safety.

8:49 - You can just tell something crazy is going to happen in this game. A Big 12 night game in the pooring rain just has the makings of the occurance of weird shit.

8:46 - Safety Mizzou. Nebraska's punter looked like he was bout to wet himself before he even got the snap then ended up stumbling around the endzone before finally chucking the ball out of the back. http://www.sadtrombone.com/

8:44 - The field looks slick, which looks like bad news for a team that relies on airing it out. Note: My fanhood will profoundly impact my obective analysis. If things don't go well I'll probably start rolling out the Nebraska Corholers jokes.

8:42 - A Keystone Light commercial?? I've never seen one of these before and it was hilarious. I guess 30 cans of beer for like $12 doesn't advertise itself as well as it used to. I guess poor alcoholics like funny commercials too.

8:41 - I tuned in time just to see Gabbert get sacked on a 3rd and 20... awesome

Hey everybody, I made it.